HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice – I prefer 20 times, the more they go and come back, the better
7. Been cheated on- Just twice ....when I was in nursery 3
8. Kissed someone and regretted it - Never kissed before.....just 'em holy kisses..you know, kiss in the air
10. Been depressed – Yea, when Mubarak resigned!
11. Been drunk and threw up – Yes, thats my every Friday night routine
LIST THREE FAVOURITE COLOURS:
IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:
15. Made new friends? No, I’m allergic to friends
16. Fallen out of love?- Yes every month
17. Laughed until you cried? Yea when my grand pa died.....
18. Met someone who changed you? Yea Obasanjo...
19. Found out who your true friends were? No TIME
20. Found out someone was talking about you? No cos I’m always the one doing the talking
22. How many people on your friends list on facebook do you know in real life?- None of them
23. How many kids do you want to have?- Enough to start a basketball team
24. Do you have any pets? Yeah a cute house fly.
26. What did you do for your last birthday?- Visited the sun
28. What were you doing at midnight last night?- Teaching Usain Bolt how to sprint
30. Last time you saw your father- 50 years ago
31. What is the one thing you wish you could change about your life?- Wished I was a tv so people will always watch me
33. Have you ever spoken to someone named Tom? Coincidentally, that's my son's name!
34. What's getting on your nerves right now? – All the windows in this airplane are wound down n its so freaking cold
36. What's your real name? Ms. Exquisitentiallicallie Sophisticatium
38. Relationship status- ..... “waiting for Tiger Woods”
39. Zodiac sign- ... Scorpio as in “beware of the scorpion”
40. Male, female or transgendered-..All apllicable.
41. Infant school – Havard
42. Junior school-.. Oxford
43. High school- Aquatic Marine High School, Lake chad
44. Hair colour- Immaculate white
45. Long or short- It changes everytime I eat
46. Height- 400m
47. Do you have a crush on someone? Yes Slayer Slav
49. Piercings- Fingers, toes, thighs and mouth
50. Tattoo –yeah! Jordin sparks? I like the song too
51. Righty or lefty - Ambidexter
52. First surgery- Lipotectomy
53. First piercing- Mouth
54. First bestfriend- Beyonce
57. First concert- Mine
58. First crush-. Mc hammer
59. Eating?- Barbequed frogs with lemon grass... spicy!
60. Drinking?- Vodka plus tequila with irishcream in strawberry coke flavour
61. I'm about to? - go to Libya
62. Listening to? – Endowed remix by Ellen Degeneres
63. Waiting for - The train to Nigeria
64. Want kids?- No wanna stay cute
65. Get married?- already married
66. Careers in mind? - Footballer, police or military officer, Yahooyahoo, efcc sorry I forgot efcc is under yahoo
WHICH IS BETTER ON THE OPPOSITE SEX:
67. Lips or eyes? Protuded fore head
68. Hugs or kisses? None
69. Shorter or taller? midget
70. Older or younger? At least 25 yrs younger
71. Romantic or spontaneous? spontaneous
72. Nice stomach or nice arms? pot belly
73. Sensitive or loud? mute
74. Hook up or relationship? Hookup
76. Shoplifting story? - yea I loved the mannequins wearing the designers in a clothe shop once, so I pulled the clothes off them, and went away with the mannequins. Got a standing ovation from the shop attendants.
77. Drank hard liquor?- Dry Gin, first thing everyday before I brush
78. Lost glasses/ contacts -.... yeah a lot of them
79. Sex in a public place?- Yeah 12 pm on 3rd mainland bridge...was broadcasted on CNN
80. Broken someone's heart?- Very easy if you have a good hammer
81. Had your heart broken?- Nah I always wear protection...visit www.protectyourheart.com
82. Been arrested?- yeah on my way to Damascus
83. Turned someone down?- better upside down
84. Cried when someone died?- ....yeah , when Abacha died
85. Liked a friend that is a guy/girl? – Don’t have any friend that is a guy or a girl
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself?- Better in other people
87. Miracles?- Is that the same thing as magic?
91. Kiss on the first date?- Best if its a perfect stranger
92. Angels?- I know one Angelina but i’m indifferent...don’t hate or like her
93. Is there one person you want to be with right now? ...the whole world
95. Did you sing today? Yes the National anthem.
96. Any regrets?- Yes and No, choose the best option
97. If you could go back in time how far would you go? As much as 001
Please don't be fooled today, not even by me :)
Enjoy your April