Friday, 12 December 2014

A day in my life: School days

Hey Lovelies



On some days I am lucky to have just a few classes during the day, on others, I have back to back from 9am till 5. On those very hectic days, I just want the classes to get by quickly so I can go and have proper food and rest. Alas, you can only wish sometimes.
And guess what? The last lecture is usually the one that tests the last bit of your endurance skills.
I have a lot of things going through my head this period and you'll see why some of them come up. 


Before the lecture:
"I hope the lecture is about some complicated topic that we need to go home and read further." My thoughts. 
 Why?  you may ask.  
Trust me, it's easier when the class doesn't give you so much room to discuss because you need to go and do some good reading on your own. Any easy topic will set our "prof interns" on fire and that means the class can only get longer.
No, they are not really prof interns, it's just that perhaps in their heads, the saying 'fake it till you make it' might be closer to home than necessary.

Class starts.
And the lecture is about ("someone hit me now 'cause it's easier than the torment I'm about to deal with now" my thoughts) .. It is Nutrition!
"Ok that's it, it's going to be a long one today"

Teacher starts.
One sentence. Second sentence.

One hand raised. Two and counting.

Phew! I know I know!
"At least, let the lecture start."

"Let's see the hands that are up"
Headmistress check
Harry Potter check
Newscaster check
"What's sup with Mr Secretary General today?"
"He needs to do something so the list can be complete."
"He seems to be in a laid back mood today."

"Oh there we go."
"Mr Secretary General check"
"And Mr Secretary General again"
"And again"
"And again"
You see, Mr Secretary General  is a legend. Once he debuts himself, he takes over.
A simple single question is a huge slap on his person, he's gotta make it a sequel.

"Ok the questions are getting too simple."
Let's have Harry Potter surf the web for a bit, so he can give us that very 'intellectual' question.
And there he goes
"Article by *quotes author*" Harry Potter
" journal *quotes journal* says and bla bla bla bla" my head decodes.

"Oh dude please, not today. I'm not in the mood"
Yea your guess is right, after quoting all the margins that nobody really cares about, it's really some dude 'check your head did you think this up from your anus?' Kinda ish.

"How do people come up with these time wasting stuff? God help me!"
"Why is anyone listening?"
"Oh poor teacher. Must be hard to be a teacher."
"How do you tell this kind of a student"
"Dude you're blabbing. If you continue like this, you're going to fail"
"You can't, we're in the UK." Moving on!

Now, Harry Pottter and Newscaster have succeeded in pushing it in the very touchy direction.
I guess the teacher never anticipated that this topic could head this way.
"Wouldn't want to be you right now, dear teacher."
I try to zone off for a few minutess to while away time.
The drama just won't let my zoning off work effectively.
Very touchy topic. 'Under nutrition in Africa' 
'Child poverty in Africa vs. the west?'
"You've set the Nigerians on fire"
"Now, look for an extinguisher 'cause they've taken over."

Now it sounds like 'the moderator, co- debaters, panel of judges...' Kinda thing
Only that the intro part is missing.

I look at the time and pray silently,
"Dear lord, Can you give this teacher the ability to stop this class when it's time?
Amen."

The clock seems to be moving slowly
4.05
4.10
4.15

More time for more Nigerians blazing up. You'd pray this was actually the law makers in the country they were standing up to. Alas, it's just a teacher in school.

Teacher goes:
"This class may never end today. We just have to stop."

Interpretation: Asking the teacher all the questions will not change the fact that it should be the authorities in Nigeria answering them and not the poor teacher.

Another hand.
"Ok last one." the teacher says

Newscaster is back!
"How can asking a simple question sound like a speech?"

Time check again 4.30!
"Now that was one long question!"

Phewww!
I survived it guys, I did :)

Have a lovely weekend ahead

Love always
JB
Twitter/Instagram: @janylbenyl

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Except otherwise stated, words in quotes represent my thoughts.

6 comments:

  1. lol, we all have those oversabi classmates...

    point of correction though, it's Harry Potter

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  2. LOL
    Thanks Anon :)
    Editing it now

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